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To: elpolvo who wrote (22512)	12/6/2000 10:52:52 PM
From: Dealer	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 65232

Ten Signs That You've Joined a Cheap HMO: 10. Your annual breast exam is conducted at Hooters. 09. Directions to your doctor's office include, "Take a left when you enter the trailer park." 08. The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles. 07. The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter. 06. The only item listed under Preventive Care coverage is "An Apple a day 05. Your "primary care physician" is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month. 04. "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges" 200% is not a typo. 03. The only expense covered 100% is embalming. 02. With your last HMO, your Prozac didn't come in different colors with little "M"s on them. And the Number 1 Sign You've Joined a Cheap HMO . . . . 01. You ask for Viagra; you get a Popsicle stick and duct tape.