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To: Dealer who wrote (22555)12/7/2000 8:20:36 AM
From: DepyDog  Respond to of 65232
 
Mornin Yall, here's a lil bit of humor for your day. best regards, Depy

A State Government Employee sits in his office and out of
boredom, decides to see what's in his old filing cabinet. He
pokes through the contents and comes across an old brass
lamp. "This would look nice on my mantelpiece," he thinks, so
he takes it home with him.

While polishing the lamp, a genie appears and grants him
three wishes.

"I wish for an ice cold diet Pepsi right now!"
POOF!
A Pepsi appears before him on his desk, so he picks it up and
guzzles it all at once.

Now that he can think more clearly, he states his second
wish. "I wish to be on an island where beautiful
nymphomaniacs reside."
POOF!
Suddenly he is on an island with gorgeous females eyeing him
lustfully.
He then tells the genie his third and last wish: "I wish I'd
never have to work ever again."
POOF!
He's back in his government office.



To: Dealer who wrote (22555)12/7/2000 8:32:39 AM
From: Voltaire  Read Replies (3) | Respond to of 65232
 
Voltaire's - Don't Believe this s--- corner.

Morning Edition:

People please don't believe this crap. WHAT HAPPENED THIS MORNING?

1. Who does Abby work for? That's right - Goldman

2. What has Abby been saying? That's right, Tech Stocks are under or fairly valued.

3. What Stock is the one stock spotlighted as the one that could benefit the most from a BUSH Presidency? That's right, MSFT.

4. What stock was downgraded this morning after losing over $3 yesterday in this atrociously oversold market? That's correct, MSFT.

5. By Who? By Rick Scherland over at guess who? That's right, Goldman.

6. Now let me ask you, do you honestly believe that Goldman would let you know when they are going to SELL? HELL NO they would not.

7. So what are they trying to do? Right, get everyone else to sell after they have in order to pick up more of the one stock that they know is already had it's haircut BUT will benefit as much as any stock WITH THE EXPECTED NEWS OVER THE NEXT THREE TO FIVE DAYS.

Conclusion: It takes courage and FAITH but do not sell you Quality stocks in here but rather ADD to them. We probably rally this afternoon and for sure tomorrow. Then next week we finally exit this STATIC TIME CAPSULE and look forward to the Fed changing it's stance.

Like I told Dealer last night when she posted the article on the BILLIONS of dollars to be paid out in Bonus money for Wall Streets Darlings, WHERE THE HELL DO YOU THINK THEY GOT IT - THE GOT IT FROM DOING EXACTLY WHAT GOLDMAN DID THIS MORNING.

BTW - GOLDMAN TOOK MSFT PULIC AND JUST WANT TO IMPROVE THEIR POSITION.

ANYONE WHO THINKS THE MAJOR HOUSES ARE SELLING IN HERE ARE FOOLS!

Vster pissed