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To: da_cheif™ who wrote (430)	12/7/2000 10:00:13 AM
From: da_cheif™	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 8150

Subject: Bad American!! > > YES, I Am a BAD American > > Unknown Author (This guy doesn't pull any punches.) > > > > I am a BAD American. > > > > I like big cars, big guns, and big ####. I believe the money I > > make > > belongs to me and my family, not some midlevel governmental > > functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to > > crack addicts squeezing out babies. I don't think playing with > > guns makes you a killer. I don't think being a minority makes you > > noble or victimized. I don't care if you call me a > > racist, a homophobe or a misogynist. I know that no matter how > > big Jennifer Lopez's ass gets, I'll still want to see it. I > > believe that > > if you are selling me a Big Mac in America, you do it in English. > > I > > don't use the excuse "it's for the children" as a shield for > > unpopular > > opinions or actions. > > > > I want to know when MTV became such crap. I know what the > > definition of "is" is. I didn't take the initiative in inventing > > the > > Internet. > > I want them to bring back safe and sane fireworks. I believe no > > one > > ever died because of something Ozzy Osborne, Ice-T or Marilyn > > Manson sang. I think that being an art student doesn't give you > > any more insight than working at Blockbuster. I don't want to eat > > or drink anything with the words light, lite or fat-free on the > > package. > > > > I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God or gods, > > and > > they can do it in their schools. I think the WNBA is cool, as is > > the > > U.S. Women's Soccer Team because they kick ass. My heroes are > > John Wayne, Winston Churchill, Ronald Reagan, Norman > > Schwartzkopf, Colin Powell and whoever canceled "Dr. Quinn, > > Medicine Woman". I think creative violence and useless nudity and > > sex makes Iraqis deader and movies more interesting. > > > > I don't hate the rich.. I don't pity the poor. I think global > > warming is > > Chicken Little junk science. I've never owned or was a slave, I > > didn't > > wander forty years in the desert after getting chased out of Egypt. > > I > > haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and > > neither have you, so shut-the-####-up, already. > > > > Rocky and Bullwinkle still makes me laugh. I think you can respect > > and admire women while mentally undressing them. I believe a self- > > > > righteous liberal with a cause is more dangerous than a 6 year old > > with > > a PlayStation. I want to know exactly which church it is where the > > Rev. > > Jesse Jackson preaches. I think explosions are cool. I don't care > > where > > Ellen DeGeneres puts her tongue. I think the cops have every right > > to > > shoot your sorry ass if you're running from them. I thought Spinal > > Tap > > was great, but Rob Reiner can still kiss my ass. I worry about > > dying > > before I get even. > > > > I like the convenience of buying oranges while I'm waiting at a > > stoplight, and I'm pretty sure the Latina girl selling them to me > > is glad > > she no longer lives in a refrigerator packing carton outside > > Ensenada. > > I figured out Bruce Willis was dead midway through The Sixth Sense, > > but enjoyed it anyway. > > > > I think turkey bacon sucks. I want somebody to explain to me > > exactly > > why it's wrong to point out that when I watch a freeway chase, I > > know > > the losers the police eventually pull out of the car are not gonna > > be > > honor roll, middle-class high school kids but gang-banging losers > > from > > the wrong side of town. I believe that it doesn't take a village > > to raise > > a child, it takes a parent with a firm voice and a firmer hand. I > > think > > tattoos and piercings are fine if you want them, but please, don't > > pretend they are a political statement and not a fad. > > > > I like hard women, hard liquor and a hard bowel movement first > > thing > > in the morning, and don't even think about asking me if I want a > > rice > > cake. I believe you don't have to speak with a lisp to pick out a > > couch > > for your living room. I'll admit that the only movies that ever > > made me > > cry was "Sands of IwoJima" and "Ole Yeller". I didn't realize Dr. > > Seuss > > was a genius until I had a kid. I will not conform or compromise > > just to > > keep from hurting somebody's feelings. I'm neither angry nor > > disenfranchised, no matter how desperately the mainstream media > > would like the world to believe otherwise. > > > > YES, I am a BAD American!