To: Dave Gore who wrote (104912 ) 12/7/2000 10:45:38 PM From: Broken_Clock Respond to of 769667 How lawyers figure © 2000 WorldNetDaily.com When my father told me that liars figure and figures lie, he could have been talking about lawyers. The numerical sleight-of-hand in this presidential election saga is simply staggering. On Tuesday, for example, the Miami Herald ran a front-page story about how, without confusing ballots and voting irregularities, Al Gore would have won Florida by 23,000 votes. Reading a little further, though, shows that this conclusion is "a hypothetical result derived from something that clearly doesn't exist." Like mythical budgeting based on imaginary surpluses going on in Washington, this result quickly becomes something else entirely when the assumptions are wiggled even a chad (sorry). This so-called analysis, for example, assumes that absolutely every single voter intended to vote for a presidential candidate. This simply is not true. In some Florida counties, more than 5 percent of voters said they had no intention of voting for any presidential candidate. And this analysis treats all ballots rejected by counting machines the same way, whether they contained no vote or multiple votes for president. That's why other analyses with more realistic assumptions have come to a very different conclusion. Even the liberal Slate magazine concluded that Gore would have lost by more than 700 votes if all ballots had been manually recounted. How about some other funny numbers. Republican Senate candidate Bill McCollum received 207,000 fewer votes than Mr. Bush. He ran behind Mr. Bush in 63 of 67 counties, including even his home county of Seminole. Yet he ran 1,600 votes ahead of Mr. Bush in liberal Palm Beach County. Three possible explanations exist for this head-scratcher. First, there could have been outright fraud deliberately suppressing the Bush vote. Not likely, since no one has alleged any Chicago-style antics. Second, Palm Beach voters might have split their ticket, choosing Republican Mr. McCollum for the Senate and someone else for president. I'm not seeing it. Mr. McCollum, after all, was one of those House impeachment managers trying to remove Mr. Gore's boss from office. Third, and most likely, some folks just didn't vote for a presidential candidate. Once again, reality must really annoy those number-crunchers trying to explain away Mr. Gore's loss. Or here's an interesting set of numbers. More than 180,000 ballots across Florida were not counted for various reasons, some in every single county. Mr. Gore, as you all know, says his only goal is not to be president but to have every Florida vote counted. Why, then, did he ask for a manual recount in only four of 67 counties? All heavily Democratic counties, mind you, with the three largest using that punch-card voting system. Like the Big Bad Wolf talking to Little Red Riding Hood, you can hear Mr. Gore explaining his selective recount request by saying to those ballot cards "all the better to see you with, my dear." Try figuring this lie. Last week, during the trial contesting Florida's election results, Mr. Gore said his chances of winning were "50-50." Then Circuit Judge N. Sanders Sauls rejected every single Gore argument, a result the International Herald Tribune called a "crippling setback," the Chicago Tribune labeled a "definitive rebuff," and the New York Times reported Gore lawyers called a "devastating blow." Yet on Tuesday Mr. Gore said "I'll stick with that" 50-50 prediction. That's some fuzzy math. And just a few final numbers for Mr. Gore to consider. The Portrait of America and WashingtonPost/ABC polls each say 57 percent of Americans want him to concede and NBC says it's at 59 percent (up 10 points in a week). Americans by more than 2-to-1 disapprove of how Mr. Gore is handling this election stand-off. And this just in: Gallup now says that "for the first time since Al Gore emerged in 1992 as Bill Clinton's running mate for president, the vice president is now viewed unfavorably by a majority of American adults." Go figure.