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To: javajake who wrote (73870)12/8/2000 2:03:45 PM
From: Jim Bishop  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 150070
 
A Friday funny, thanks Hemi

On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting
at a traffic light, and next to him was a kid on his
shiny new bike. The cop said to the kid, "Nice bike
you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?" The kid
said, "Yeah." The cop said, "Well next year, tell
Santa to put a taillight on that bike."

The cop then proceeded to issue the kid a $20.00
bicycle safety violation ticket. The kid took the
ticket. Before he rode off he said, "By the way,
that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring
that to you?" Humoring the kid, the cop said, "Yeah,
he sure did." The kid said, "Well next year tell Santa
to put the dick underneath the horse, instead of on
top."