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To: CerealMan who wrote (73923)	12/8/2000 4:17:30 PM
From: CerealMan	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 150070

grub for the t-shirt... Signs Of The Times... In the front yard of a funeral home, "Drive carefully, we'll wait..." On an electrician's truck, "Let us remove your shorts...." Outside a radiator repair shop, "Best place in town to take a leak..." On a maternity room door, "Push, Push, Push..." On a taxidermist's window, "We really know our stuff..." On a butcher's window, "Let me meat your needs..." On a fence, "Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive..." On a muffler shop, "No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming..." In a dry cleaner's emporium, "Drop your pants here..." On a desk in a reception room, "We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left..." In a veterinarian's waiting room, "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"... In a Beauty Shop, "Dye now!"... In a restaurant window, "Don't stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up..." In a cafeteria, "Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria - Socks can eat any place they want..." Circumcised A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch and not paying attention. She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy. The teacher told him go down to the principal's office, he was to phone his mother, and ask her what he should do about it. He did it and he returned to the classroom, where he sat down in his seat. Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room. She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his penis hanging out. I thought I told you to call your mom." she screamed. "I did," he said, "And she told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she'd come and pick me up from school.." pops