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To: CatLady who wrote (894)12/9/2000 11:22:22 AM
From: Volsi Mimir  Respond to of 12669
 
Regulations and Proceedures:

Your food stamps will be stopped effective March, 1992,
because we received notice that you passed away. May God
bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your
circumstances.
~From a letter to a dead person from the Greenville County (S.C.), Department of Social Services.

Bereavement leave is limited to 3 days immediately following the death of the family member and must be
scheduled in advance.

~from an employee handbook of a Pittsburgh (Oakland area) hospital

In this chapter, the present tense includes the past and
future tenses, and the future, the present; the masculine
gender includes the feminine, and the feminine, the
masculine, and the singular includes the plural, and the
plural the singular.
~Code of Dept. of Consumer Affairs, CA

and I just realized THEY were the ones to ask to definitely
define "is".
LOL!



To: CatLady who wrote (894)12/9/2000 12:01:47 PM
From: thecow  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 12669
 
just be grateful that there's no crew on board it!


if my crew includes Raquel Welch (like fantastic voyage) where do I find one of these "pills"?

tc :-)