ROTFMAO.:-)
Morgan Stanley just put out a strong buy on BallBuster.com.
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he balls buster portfolio,
We initiated coverage on
Ariba,
Yahoo,
@Home,
Amazon,
Cmg Information Services Inc,
Webvan,
CMRC,
Priceline,
Verisign
You name it...
And
Any other high flyer,
10 Months ago,
The ball Buster Portfolio,
At that time,
We recommended
that you go long,
On 100 percent margin,
We recommended that you
do not pass go,
do not collect
200 dollars,
go directly,
to the front
of the line,
to have your
balls busted,
We hope that you are pleased
With our recommendations,
And your 10 MONTH total return,
Compounded annually,
or Hourly
If you bought on margin,
You have effectively,
lost your ass,
10 TIMES OVER,
and
Had your
balls busted
We HIGHLY recommend
now
that you sell,
And go
100% short,
And have your
balls busted again,
But we only want you to short
quality,
we only want you to short
what we want you to short,
any big dot com,
You can think of,
That is first teir,
If you really enjoy having your
balls busted,
Buy lots
and lots
of puts,
And sell
deep in the money
calls,
Out of the money
calls,
Calls of various time frames,
Just sell calls to your hearts contents,
We guarantee
your balls
will be busted,
If it felt good
the first time,
We guarantee you will enjoy having
your balls busted again,
Thank you for your interest,
In our Balls buster Portfolio. |
