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To: Jim Bishop who wrote (74025)	12/11/2000 12:16:30 PM
From: Taki	Read Replies (3) \| Respond to of 150070

I have never seen a PR like this.What's next? Lucifer Announces Launch Of SoulXchange.com, World's First Mark Lucifer Announces Launch Of SoulXchange.com, World's First Marketplace For Direct Buying And Selling Of Souls e-Enables Hell -- Will Produce Groundbreaking Gains In Cost-Effectiveness, Ease And Efficiency Of Soul Acquisitions NEW YORK, NY -- (INTERNET WIRE) -- 12/11/00 -- SoulXchange.com, the first and only online marketplace for the sale and purchase of human souls, launches today at www.soulXchange.com. Citing advantages over the bait and bribe method of soul acquisition that has been employed since the beginning of time, Lucifer referred to SoulXChange as "launching the underworld into the new age and reinventing the war between good and evil." "SoulXChange empowers the aggregation of not only more souls but higher quality souls at a higher ROI. This gives us a first-mover advantage over Heaven and what's his name." The site introduces a revolutionary new technique for establishing soul valuations. News and user-contributed stories help the site assess the values of numerous soul attributes, ranging from profession to marital status, which in turn determine the value of souls. Users register their souls and based on the evaluation of that soul are assigned "SoulBucks." SoulBucks are used to purchase the souls of other users. Similar to the stock market, the logic is to buy low and sell high. Individuals with the top portfolios will have their soul returned. "SoulXchange is a unique synergy of frictionless user-centric e-processes and pure evil incarnate," adds Lucifer. SoulXchange does not mark Lucifer's first foray into the web. His early invention of the banner ad and the term "viral" have permanently changed the internet world. SoulXchange intends to follow this path of invention and revolutionary transformation. "Beware, all ye who enter," said Lucifer, upon closing his announcement. * end of story * (InternetWire) Lucifer Announces Launch Of SoulXchange.com, World's First Mark Lucifer Announces Launch Of SoulXchange.com, World's First Marketplace For Direct Buying And Selling Of Souls e-Enables Hell -- Will Produce Groundbreaking Gains In Cost-Effectiveness, Ease And Efficiency Of Soul Acquisitions NEW YORK, NY -- (INTERNET WIRE) -- 12/11/00 -- SoulXchange.com, the first and only online marketplace for the sale and purchase of human souls, launches today at www.soulXchange.com. Citing advantages over the bait and bribe method of soul acquisition that has been employed since the beginning of time, Lucifer referred to SoulXChange as "launching the underworld into the new age and reinventing the war between good and evil." "SoulXChange empowers the aggregation of not only more souls but higher quality souls at a higher ROI. This gives us a first-mover advantage over Heaven and what's his name." The site introduces a revolutionary new technique for establishing soul valuations. News and user-contributed stories help the site assess the values of numerous soul attributes, ranging from profession to marital status, which in turn determine the value of souls. Users register their souls and based on the evaluation of that soul are assigned "SoulBucks." SoulBucks are used to purchase the souls of other users. Similar to the stock market, the logic is to buy low and sell high. Individuals with the top portfolios will have their soul returned. "SoulXchange is a unique synergy of frictionless user-centric e-processes and pure evil incarnate," adds Lucifer. SoulXchange does not mark Lucifer's first foray into the web. His early invention of the banner ad and the term "viral" have permanently changed the internet world. SoulXchange intends to follow this path of invention and revolutionary transformation. "Beware, all ye who enter," said Lucifer, upon closing his announcement. * end of story *