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To: Voltaire who wrote (24265)12/11/2000 11:03:49 PM
From: abstract  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 65232
 
Chi Chi Rodriquez sinks his final put, "sheaths" his putter and strides off the course.

A blind golfer is led up to Chi Chi and says that it has been his life ambition to play Chi Chi for big bucks.

Chi Chi gets excited:

"Any time. Any place."

The blind golfer says:

"My course, midnight."



To: Voltaire who wrote (24265)12/11/2000 11:35:26 PM
From: Selectric II  Respond to of 65232
 
The golfer was ready to tee off, when he saw the funeral procession passing by on the street adjacent to the course. He stopped, stood erect, took off his hat, and held it to his heart, and waited for the procession to pass. Afterwards, his golfing partner commended him for the respect he had displayed.

"Not at all," replied the golfer. "We were married for 40 years, and it was the least I could do."


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