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Politics : Al Gore vs George Bush: the moderate's perspective -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: ColtonGang who wrote (8771)12/12/2000 7:45:22 AM
From: long-gone  Respond to of 10042
 
Realizing that the election dilemma might leave the White House vacant for a while, President Clinton has decided to sublet the White House.

He placed the following ad in this week's Classified Section.

SUBLET BEAUTIFUL HOME IN NATION'S CAPITOL
Cozy, 132-room furnished house, beautiful white exterior,
and large closets. Backyard perfect for Barbeques and diplomatic functions. Equipped with excellent Security System. Dishwasher/Dryer on premises; Work from home in unique Oval-shaped office.

"I'll be straightforward and honest with you," Mr. Clinton told a group of potential renters at an open house this weekend. "The fact of the matter is that this is a chance to live in a historical landmark with a lovely modern kitchen." He added that the house has plenty of rooms for storing exercise machines, Chinese donors, and interns.

As of now, Executive Mansion will be on a month to month lease, starting at $75,000 a month. For an additional $10 per month, pets are allowed.



To: ColtonGang who wrote (8771)12/12/2000 1:25:30 PM
From: Frank Griffin  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 10042
 
Texas Survivor

Television is developing a "Texas Version" of "Survivor", the popular TV show. Contestants must travel from El Paso through Fort Worth, Dallas, Texarkana, Houston, and back to Amarillo, through Abilene and Lubbock driving a Volvo with a bumper sticker that reads:

"I'm for Gore, I'm Gay and I'm Here to Take Your Guns".

The first to complete the round trip alive is the winner.