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Politics : Al Gore vs George Bush: the moderate's perspective -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: david james who wrote (8798)12/12/2000 10:00:49 PM
From: stevedhu  Respond to of 10042
 
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> >>>
> >> > A Marine Colonel, on his way home from work at the Pentagon, came to
a
> >> > dead halt in traffic and thought to
> >> > himself, "Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual. Nothing's moving
at
> >> > all."
> >> >> > He noticed a police officer walking back and forth between the
lines
> >of
> >> > cars, so he rolled down his window and asked, "Officer
> >> > what's the hold up?"
> >> > > > The officer replied, " It's Vice President Al Gore. He is just so
> >> > depressed about the thought of losing the election to George W.
> >> > Bush that he stopped his motorcade in the middle of the Beltway and
> >he's
> >> > threatening to douse himself in gasoline and set
> >> > himself on fire. He says the country is blaming him for the vote
count
> >> > problems in Florida and he doesn't know if he will be able
> >> > to get another job if he loses the election. We're
> >> > taking up a collection for him."
> >> > > > "Oh really? How much have you collected so far?"
> >> > > > "About three hundred gallons, but a lot of folks are still
> >siphoning".
> >>