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To: TigerPaw who wrote (116015)12/14/2000 2:46:07 PM
From: Broken_Clock  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 769670
 
Lighten up TP...Here's a little tune for you to hum....

> The ballad of Al Gore.
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> >>(Sung to the tune of "The Beverly Hillbillies")
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> >>Come and listen to my story 'bout a man named Gore
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> >>A snippy Democrat, who was really quite a bore
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> >>On election day of his Presidential bout
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> >>He thought he lost the fight but he got to recount
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> >>ballots that is... punch cards... butterflies
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> >>Well the next thing you know they're countin' 'em again
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> >>He lost a second time so he gave it all some spin
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> >>They said Palm Beach is the place you oughta be
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> >>So he hired legal experts from Tallahassee
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> >>Florida that is... sunshine state... deadlocked
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> >>Well the next thing you know they wanna change the rules
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> >>And play around with votes cause they think we're friggin fools
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> >>They riled lots a folks and they made a lotta fuss
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> >>Till Cheney came along and started kickin' butts
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> >>Buttocks that is... liberal hineys... left-wing tuchas
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> >>Al Gore whined that the system wasn't fair
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> >>After countin' ballot holes that wasn't even there
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> >>Kate Harris said that the recount was a joke
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> >>But that didn't stop the liberals from tallyin' votes
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> >>Democrat votes that is... hangin' chad... dimpled ballots
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> >>Well the State Supreme Court gave Gore another break
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> >>They let him count again cause the party was at stake
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> >>But just when he thought that his dream was born anew
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> >>The overseas votes gave it all to W
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> >>George W that is... Texas Governor... President-elect
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> >>Now it's time to say good-bye to Al and all his kin
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> >>He tried to steal some votes but it didn't help him win
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> >>You're all invited over to his house in Tennessee
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> >>To sit around and blubber at his pity-party
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> >>Nashville that is... pout a while... have some sour grapes
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> >>Ya'll have fun now... Ya Hear?