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Politics : PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: E who wrote (116707)12/15/2000 8:07:06 PM
From: ecommerceman  Respond to of 769670
 
BUSH SUES SANTA

AUSTIN, TX - Dec.15 - Attorneys for Texas Governor George W. Bush filed
suit in federal court today, seeking to prevent Santa Claus from making
his list and then checking it twice. The complaint seeks an immediate
injunction against the beloved Christmas icon, asking the court to
effectively ban his traditional practice of checking the list of good
boys and girls one additional time before packing his sleigh.

The suit, filed in the Federal District Court of Austin, Texas, asks a
federal judge to "hereby order Mr. Claus to cease and desist all
repetitive and duplicative list-checking activity, and certify the
original list as submitted, without amendment, alteration, deletion,
or other unnecessary modification."

"There are no standards for deciding who is naughty, and who is nice.
It's totally arbitrary and capricious. How many more times does he
need to check? This checking, checking, and re-checking over and over
again must stop now," said former Secretary James Baker.

Baker further claimed that unnamed GOP observers witnessed an elf
remove all boys named Brad from the "nice" list, filing them under
"naughty" instead because "everyone knows all boys named Brad are brats."

Gov. Bush cited the potential for unauthorized list tampering, and
blasted what he called the "fuzzy math up there at the North Pole."

"Their security is really awful, really bad," said Bush. "My mother
just walked right in, told 'em she was Mrs. Claus. They didn't check her
ID or nothing."

Meanwhile, Dick Cheney, Gov. Bush's running mate, issued a direct
plea to St. Nick himself. "Mr. Claus, I call on you to do the honorable
thing, and quit checking your list. The children of the world have
had enough. They demand closure now," Cheney said, adding that his
granddaughter has already selected a name for the pony that she's
asked for.

Santa Claus could not be reached for comment, but a spokes-elf said
he was "deeply distressed" by news of the pending legal action against
him. "He's losing weight, and he hasn't said 'Ho Ho Ho' for days," said
the spokes-elf. "He's just not feeling jolly."



To: E who wrote (116707)12/15/2000 8:08:07 PM
From: ecommerceman  Respond to of 769670
 
Dan Quayle LIVES!!!!

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
Governor George W. Bush

"Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child."
Governor George W. Bush

"Welcome to Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts."
Governor George W. Bush

"Mars is essentially in the same orbit . . . Mars is somewhat the same distance
from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are
canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If
oxygen, that means we can breathe."
Governor George W. Bush, 8/11/94

"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this
century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this
century."
Governor George W. Bush, 9/15/95

"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy -
but that could change."
Governor George W. Bush, 5/22/98

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word
is 'to be prepared'."
Governor George W. Bush, 12/6/93

"Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things."
Governor George W. Bush, 11/30/96

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the
future."
Governor George W. Bush

"The future will be better tomorrow."
Governor George W. Bush

"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."
Governor George W. Bush, 9/21/97

"People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a
tremendous impact on history."
Governor George W. Bush

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
Governor George W. Bush, to Sam Donaldson, 8/17/93

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm
commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."
Governor George W. Bush

"Public speaking is very easy."
Governor George W. Bush

"I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican."
Governor George W. Bush

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
Governor George W. Bush

"When I have been asked who caused the riots and the killing in LA, my answer
has been direct & simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters are to
blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame.
Governor George W. Bush

"Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it."
Governor George W. Bush, 5/20/96

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
Governor George W. Bush, 9/22/97

"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
Governor George W. Bush, 9/5/93

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
Governor George W. Bush, 9/18/95

"The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that George Bush
may or may not make."
Governor George W. Bush

"We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the
mistakes we may or may not have made."
Governor George W. Bush

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our
air and water that are doing it."
Governor George W. Bush

"[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system."
Governor George W. Bush



To: E who wrote (116707)12/15/2000 8:09:31 PM
From: ecommerceman  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 769670
 
December 14, 2000 evening

Dear friends,

Please take a few moments and read this excellent piece on the Supreme
Court's decision that made Bush "president." Pass it around to all your
friends. It's the best thing I've seen.

Yours,

Michael Moore
mmflint@aol.com
www.michaelmoore.com

A LAYMAN'S GUIDE TO THE SUPREME COURT DECISION IN BUSH V. GORE
by Mark H. Levine, Attorney at Law.

Q: I'm not a lawyer and I don't understand the recent Supreme Court
decision in Bush v. Gore. Can you explain it to me?

A: Sure. I'm a lawyer. I read it. It says Bush wins, even if Gore
got the most votes.

Q: But wait a second. The US Supreme Court has to give a reason, right?

A: Right.

Q: So Bush wins because hand-counts are illegal?

A: Oh no. Six of the justices (two-thirds majority) believed the
hand-counts were legal and should be done.

Q: Oh. So the justices did not believe that the hand-counts would
find any legal ballots?

A. Nope. The five conservative justices clearly held (and all nine
justices agreed) "that punch card balloting machines can produce an
unfortunate number of ballots which are not punched in a clean, complete way
by the voter." So there are legal votes that should be counted but can't
be.

Q: Oh. Does this have something to do with states' rights? Don't
conservatives love that?

A: Generally yes. These five justices, in the past few years, have held
that the federal government has no business telling a sovereign state
university it can't steal trade secrets just because such stealing is
prohibited by law. Nor does the federal government have any business telling
a state that it should bar guns in schools. Nor can the federal government
use the equal protection clause to force states to take measures to stop
violence against women.

Q: Is there an exception in this case?

A: Yes, the Gore exception. States have no rights to have their own state
elections when it can result in Gore being elected President. This decision
is limited to only this situation.

Q: C'mon. The Supremes didn't really say that. You're exaggerating.

A: Nope. They held "Our consideration is limited to the present
circumstances, or the problem of equal protection in election processes
generally presents many complexities."

Q: What complexities?

A: They don't say.

Q: I'll bet I know the reason. I heard Jim Baker say this. The votes
can't be counted because the Florida Supreme Court "changed the rules of the
election after it was held." Right?

A. Dead wrong. The US Supreme Court made clear that the Florida Supreme
Court did not change the rules of the election. But the US Supreme
Court found the failure of the Florida Court to change the rules was wrong.

Q: Huh?

A: The Legislature declared that the only legal standard for counting vote
is "clear intent of the voter." The Florida Court was condemned for not
adopting a clearer standard.

Q: I thought the Florida Court was not allowed to change the Legislature's
law after the election.

A: Right.

Q: So what's the problem?

A: They should have. The US Supreme Court said the Florida Supreme
Court should have "adopt[ed] adequate statewide standards for determining
what is a legal vote"

Q: I thought only the Legislature could "adopt" new law.

A: Right.

Q: So if the Court had adopted new standards, I thought it would have
been overturned.

A: Right. You're catching on.

Q: If the Court had adopted new standards, it would have been overturned
for changing the rules. And if it didn't, it's overturned for not
changing the rules. That means that no matter what the Florida Supreme
Court
did, legal votes could never be counted.

A: Right. Next question.

Q: Wait, wait. I thought the problem was "equal protection," that some
counties counted votes differently from others. Isn't that a problem?

A: It sure is. Across the nation, we vote in a hodgepodge of systems.
Some, like the optical-scanners in largely Republican-leaning counties
record
99.7% of the votes. Some, like the punchcard systems in largely
Democratic-leaning counties record only 97% of the votes. So approximately
3% of Democratic votes are thrown in the trash can.

Q: Aha! That's a severe equal-protection problem!!!

A: No it's not. The Supreme Court wasn't worried about the 3% of
Democratic ballots thrown in the trashcan in Florida. That "complexity" was
not a problem.

Q: Was it the butterfly ballots that violated Florida law and tricked more
than 20,000 Democrats to vote for Buchanan or Gore and Buchanan.

A: Nope. The Supreme Court has no problem believing that Buchanan got
his highest, best support in a precinct consisting of a Jewish old age home
with Holocaust survivors, who apparently have changed their mind about
Hitler.

Q: Yikes. So what was the serious equal protection problem?

A: The problem was neither the butterfly ballot nor the 3% of Democrats
(largely African-American) disenfranchised. The problem is that somewhat
less than .005% of the ballots may have been determined under slightly
different standards because judges sworn to uphold the law and doing their
best to accomplish the legislative mandate of "clear intent of the voter"
may
have a slightly different opinion about the voter's intent.

Q: Hmmm. OK, so if those votes are thrown out, you can still count the
votes where everyone agrees the voter's intent is clear?

A: Nope.

Q: Why not?

A: No time.

Q: No time to count legal votes where everyone, even Republicans,
agree the intent is clear? Why not?

A: Because December 12 was yesterday.

Q: Is December 12 a deadline for counting votes?

A: No. January 6 is the deadline. In 1960, Hawaii's votes weren't
counted
until January 4.

Q: So why is December 12 important?

A: December 12 is a deadline by which Congress can't challenge the
results.

Q: What does the Congressional role have to do with the Supreme Court?

A: Nothing.

Q: But I thought ---

A: The Florida Supreme Court had earlier held it would like to complete
its
work by December 12 to make things easier for Congress. The United States
Supreme Court is trying to help the Florida Supreme Court out by forcing the
Florida court to abide by a deadline that everyone agrees is not binding.

Q: But I thought the Florida Court was going to just barely have the votes
counted by December 12.

A: They would have made it, but the five conservative justices stopped the
recount last Saturday.

Q: Why?

A: Justice Scalia said some of the counts may not be legal.

Q: So why not separate the votes into piles, indentations for Gore,
hanging
chads for Bush, votes that everyone agrees went to one candidate or the
other
so that we know exactly how Florida voted before determining who won? Then,
if some ballots (say, indentations) have to be thrown out, the American
people will know right away who won Florida.

A. Great idea! The US Supreme Court rejected it. They held that such
counts would likely to produce election results showing Gore won and Gore's
winning would cause "public acceptance" and that would "cast[] a cloud" over
Bush's "legitimacy" that would harm "democratic stability."

Q: In other words, if America knows the truth that Gore won, they won't
accept the US Supreme Court overturning Gore's victory?

A: Yes.

Q: Is that a legal reason to stop recounts? or a political one?

A: Let's just say in all of American history and all of American law, this
reason has no basis in law. But that doesn't stop the five conservatives
from creating new law out of thin air.

Q: Aren't these conservative justices against judicial activism?

A: Yes, when liberal judges are perceived to have done it.

Q: Well, if the December 12 deadline is not binding, why not count the
votes?

A: The US Supreme Court, after admitting the December 12 deadline is not
binding, set December 12 as a binding deadline at 10 p.m. on December 12.

Q: Didn't the US Supreme Court condemn the Florida Supreme Court for
arbitrarily setting a deadline?

A: Yes.

Q: But, but --

A: Not to worry. The US Supreme Court does not have to follow laws it
sets
for other courts.

Q: So who caused Florida to miss the December 12 deadline?

A: The Bush lawyers who first went to court to stop the recount, the mob
in
Miami that got paid Florida vacations for intimidating officials, and the US
Supreme Court for stopping the recount.

Q: So who is punished for this behavior?

A: Gore, of course.

Q: Tell me this: Florida's laws are unconstitutional, right?

A: Yes

Q: And the laws of 50 states that allow votes to be cast or counted
differently are unconstitutional?

A: Yes. And 33 of those states have the "clear intent of the voter"
standard
that the US Supreme Court found was illegal in Florida.

Q: Then why aren't the results of 33 states thrown out?

A: Um. Because...um.....the Supreme Court doesn't say...

Q: But if Florida's certification includes counts expressly declared
by the US Supreme Court to be unconstitutional, we don't know who really
won the election there, right?

A: Right. Though a careful analysis by the Miami Herald shows Gore won
Florida by about 20,000 votes (excluding the butterfly ballot errors).

Q: So, what do we do, have a re-vote? Throw out the entire state?
Count all ballots under a single uniform standard?

A: No. We just don't count the votes that favor Gore.

Q: That's completely bizarre! That sounds like rank political
favoritism! Did the justices have any financial interest in the case?

A: Scalia's two sons are both lawyers working for Bush. Thomas's wife is
collecting applications for people who want to work in the Bush
administration.

Q: Why didn't they recuse themselves?

A: If either had recused himself, the vote would be 4-4, and the Florida
Supreme Court decision allowing recounts would have been affirmed.

Q: I can't believe the justices acted in such a blatantly political way.

A: Read the opinions for yourself:
frwebgate.access.gpo.gov
(December 9 stay stopping the recount), and
supremecourtus.gov
(December 12 final opinion)

Q: So what are the consequences of this?

A: The guy who got the most votes in the US and in Florida and under our
Constitution (Al Gore) will lose to America's second choice who won the
all important 5-4 Supreme Court vote.

Q: I thought in a democracy, the guy with the most votes wins.

A: True, in a democracy. But America is not a democracy. In America, in
the year 2000, the guy with the most US Supreme Court votes wins.

Q: Is there any way to stop the Supreme Court from doing this again?

A: YES. No federal judge can be confirmed without a vote in the Senate.
It takes 60 votes to break a filibuster. If only 41 of the 50 Democratic
Senators stand up to Bush and his Supremes and say that they will not
approve
a single judge appointed by him until a President can be democratically
elected in 2004, the judicial reign of terror can end... and one day we can
hope to return to the rule of law.

Q: What do I do now?

A: E-mail this to everyone you know, and write or call your senator,
reminding him that Gore beat Bush by several hundred thousand votes (three
times Kennedy's margin over Nixon) and that you believe that VOTERS rather
than JUDGES should determine who wins an election by counting every vote.
And
to protect our judiciary from overturning the will of the people, you want
them to confirm NO NEW JUDGES until 2004 when a president is finally chosen
by most of the American people.

-- MarkLevineEsq@aol.com