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Politics : Should God be replaced? -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: cosmicforce who wrote (5093)	12/16/2000 9:27:32 PM
From: epicure	Respond to of 28931

I guess Martha Stewart would be proud too.

To: cosmicforce who wrote (5093)	12/17/2000 10:48:49 AM
From: Solon	Respond to of 28931

If you are in a foxhole, you don't need a bible--you need a bottle of whiskey... The second-grade teacher asked some of her students to tell the class a story of something that had happened to them over the summer break in which they learned a moral. First student stood up and said, "I went to my father's farm, and one day we counted the eggs in the chicken coop to see how many chicks we would get, but that night a fox ate half of the eggs. The moral I learned was don't count your chickens before they're hatched." "Very good," said the teacher. Second student stood up and said, "One day my mother sent me to the market to get some milk. On my way home, I got beat up by the neighbor bully who spilled my milk all over the ground. I went home crying to my mother. She said not to cry over spilled milk." "Very good," said the teacher. Third kid stood up and said, "My father told me one of his war stories. He was stranded in a foxhole with only a bottle of Jack Daniels, twelve rounds of ammo, and two grenades. He drank the whiskey, and then the enemy came. He shot up twelve guys, and blew up twenty more with the grenades." "Well, what moral could you have possibly have gotten from such a story?" asked the teacher. The kid replied, "Don't mess with my old man when he's drunk."