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Politics : PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: kvkkc1 who wrote (117380)12/18/2000 8:47:12 AM
From: gao seng  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 769670
 
ILLUMINATI
To the tune of "Eleanor Rigby"

11-07-88

Steve Jackson, Joe Vail, Creede Lambard



Illuminati...

They put a thing made of tinfoil on top of my door...

What is it for?

Illuminati...

Shooting a ray at my cornflakes to make them turn green...

What does it mean?

The Illuminati... They're watching me, I know.

The Illuminati... They're everywhere I go.



Illuminati...

Doing unspeakable things in the night to a cow...

Where are they now?

Illuminati...

Sent an impostor in place of the Popsicle man...

What is their plan?

The Illuminati... They're watching me, I know.

The Illuminati... They're everywhere I go.



Illuminati...

They cancelled Star Trek, The Fonz, and My Mother, the Car...

Are they bizarre?

You can't escape them;

Even if you take a plane to Nepal or Peru...

They'll be there, too...

The Illuminati... They're watching me, I know.

The Illuminati... They're everywhere I go.



I know that they know all about me...

They know that I know all about them...



Illuminati...

Hide their assassins' instructions in newspaper text...

Who will be next?

They're all around us...

Underline every third word in the Times and you'll see...

How can it be?

The Illuminati... They're watching me, I know.

The Illuminati... They're everywhere I go.



They're in the attic and the cellar...

Bigger than Hunt or Rockefeller...



Illuminati...

Go through my garbage and count all the pop bottles there...

Why do they care?

They're out to get me...

They're fluoridating my water from their UFO...

What do they know?

The Illuminati... They're everywhere, I see.

The Illuminati... And no one knows but me.

konformist.com

and if you haven't read it yet, be sure and read this:
konformist.com



To: kvkkc1 who wrote (117380)12/18/2000 11:14:35 PM
From: D. Long  Respond to of 769670
 
"Although I don't agree with respect Bush being in the Illumaniti, as the literature alludes to, I do believe Greenspan, slick willy and the sorts are possibly involved.knc"

LOL! Greenspan? An Illuminati? The undertaker? The old Randian inner circle economics stiff? Somehow, if such an organization exists, I think he would be the last to join.

Derek