To: nosmo_king who wrote (9720 ) 12/19/2000 8:03:53 AM From: nosmo_king Read Replies (8) | Respond to of 22706 FAQ. Version 1. And there are no plans for updates. (Sincere apologies to Fred Manzo.) 1. Opening Statement: Welcome New Visitors to the Curmudgeon Thread, the Thread About Nothing. Before beginning, we'd like to make 4 points: First, consider going somewhere else. There's no hope for meaningful dialogue on this thread. Once you have been acclimated to this thread, all hope is lost. Second, as the threader states (moron), the only thing off topic is rudeness. Unless of course you are a "thread elder/old fart" in which case, anything goes (see cApollo posts, and,: siliconinvestor.com . Third, please help us to learn more about you. Fill in your SI profile and provide personal and detailed insights into your life and interests. The old farts here need more fodder and their constant repetition of the same old topics is really becoming tiresome (see Apollo posts). Let us know your true feelings: Message 13795301 Fourth, this thread is meant to compliment the "main thread" (Gorilla and King Portfolio candidates), and is used by many of the same posters on that thread. It is often used to blow off steam or when things aren't going well with one's portfolio (see tekboy). If you have a question, first check the header, or this message, and then, if you really think it's necessary, check with a seasoned curmudgeon at your own risk. I have no plans to help anyone. And if you’re wondering if you are a curmudgeon,: siliconinvestor.com Posters to this thread should have a firm grasp of advanced G&K metrics:Message 13381495 ...and of the “long-term-buy-and-hold” philosophy, typical of true G&K'ers portfolio (ignoring moment to moment movements in stock price):Message 14183954 So, when the time comes, please post, and serve up some fresh meat.2. Objective: There is no objective. Weren't you paying attention?? 3. Index: ....1. Opening Statement (check, done) ....2. Objective (ditto) ....3. Index ....4. Definition of Terms ....5. Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ) (all of you) ....6. Common uses of the Thread ....7. Closing Statement.Definition of Terms: (in no particular order) Curmudgeon = 1archaic : MISER 2: a crusty, ill-tempered, and usually old man; cuf’s favorite: anyone who hates hypocrisy and pretense and has the temerity to say so; anyone with the habit of pointing out unpleasant facts in an engaging and humorous manner." Antonym: siliconinvestor.com msgid=12857452Hermudgeon, et al: Message 13876486 Discontinuous innovations (frontiers of technology): Message 12944640 Gorilla Game Tribunal, with Judge DS, presiding: The People v. Uncle “Nostradamus” FranQ : (in January, it was funny, trust me)Message 12609861 More from da Judge: Message 12543377 Cuf’s turn: Message 14320683 Remember, profanity is forbidden: Message 12163730 Message 13489773 Message 13885423 Message 14148209 Pink feather boa gal: see cjazzesqCatfight: Message 14072097 Sympathy (for threadmates): Message 14075683 More Curmudgeon Sympathy (aka, The softer side of DS): Message 13216395 Humility: Message 14069043 Da man: Message 14081863 Da (always happy) man, rare curmudgeonliness: Message 12303918 Did he really say that?? Message 13341868 Revenge: Message 13485024 Medical discussions = tax deductions for upgraded computer: Message 13530741 Message 13957219 Message 13888892 Helpful suggestions for Mike’s computer problem: Message 13945464 Market directions and investing: Message 13833723 Message 14047326 Taking exception: Message 13934873 The ultimate curmudgeon: cA, cDS or …: Message 13892104 French 101: The opposite of water (trademarked by cDS, explained by motorcycle man) :Message 14117270 Motorcycle man: Message 14156438 Multilingual motorcycle man: Message 14497884 Frequently asked questions (FAQ): What is the Curmudgeon mantra? Message 13728065 What’s a momo? (ref. also ET) Message 12995676 andMessage 13880065 What is “the pot calling the kettle ‘black’”? Message 14341712 What is a Theme Trader? Message 13928253 What is the Curmudgeon Handshake?: Message 12681632 Can’t say it in words? Message 12175903 Message 13200997 Message 13221901 Message 14176773 Message 14302877 Message 13886202 …taking exception: Message 14355027 Nice try, cJill: Message 13881395 Who told Mike? Message 13786093 How does one become knighted?: Message 14116236 Message 14186263 Common uses of the thread: Message 14375316 Closing statement: Message 12986727