To: Jim McMannis who wrote (123496 ) 12/20/2000 9:00:49 PM From: Amy J Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 186894 Hi Jim, OT RE: "Lawyers again, what can I say..." Regards, Amy J > Date: Mon, 18 Dec 2000 11:49:48 -0800 > Subject: Legal Commission greetings > > We in the legal commission have become increasingly aware of the importance > of ensuring a clear, concise, unambiguous communication which is for the > sole and exclusive benefit of all parties while indemnifying and holding > harmless ourselves against and from any liability, loss, damage, cost and > expense with respect to the communication regardless of the standard of > negligence or culpability alleged. > > with that having being said and recognizing no official communications are > conducted on this List..... > > Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit our best unofficial > wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, > non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, > practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion > of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the > religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice > not to practice religious or secular traditions at all . . . > > and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically > uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar > year 2001, but not without due respect for the calendars of > choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America > great, (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is > the only " America " in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the > race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of > computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee. > > By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms: > This greeting is acknowledged as being unofficial and is subject to > clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to > the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually > implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where > prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. > This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application > of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a > subsequent holiday greeting - or non-holiday greeting as you prefer, > whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish > or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.