To: Susie924 who wrote (43957 ) 12/20/2000 7:07:53 PM From: JRSwails Respond to of 44908 OT: I thought of Fred when I read this joke...... Dear Diary, Aug. 12 Moved to our new home in North Dakota. It is so beautiful here. The grasslands and hills are so serene and picturesque. Can hardly wait to see them with snow covering this God's country. I love it here. > > > Oct. 14 North Dakota is the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves are turning all different colors. I love the shade of red, yellow, and orange. Went for a ride through some beautiful river bottoms and spotted some deer. They are so graceful, certainly they are the most peaceful animals on earth. > > > Nov. 11 Deer season will start soon. I can't imagine anyone wanting to kill such an elegant creature. The very symbol of peace and tranquility. Hope it will snow soon.... I love it here. > > > Dec. 2 It snowed last night. Woke up to find everything blanketed with white. It looks like a postcard. We went outside and cleaned off the steps and shoveled the driveway. We had a snowball fight (I won), and when the plow came by, we had to shovel the driveway again. What a beautiful place. Mother Nature in perfect harmony.... I love North Dakota. > > > Dec. 12 More snow last night. I love it. The snowplow did his trick again (that rascal). A winter wonderland....I love it here. > > > Dec. 19 More snow last night. Couldn't get out of the driveway to get to work this time. I'm exhausted from shoveling. Damn snowplow! > > > Dec. 22 More of the white shit fell last night. I've got blisters on my hands from shoveling. I think the snowplow man hides around the curve and waits until I'm done shoveling the driveway. A$$hole! > > > Dec. 25 "White Christmas" my busted A$$! More damn snow. If I ever get my hands on that son-of-a-bitch who drives the snowplow, I swear I'll castrate the dumb bastard. Don't know why they don't use more salt on the roads to melt the damn ice. > > > Dec. 28 More white shit last night. Been inside since Christmas day except for shoveling out the driveway after "snowplow Harry" comes every time. Can't go anywhere, cars buried in a mountain of white shit. The weatherman says expect another 10" of the shitt tonight. Do you know how many shovels full of snow 10" is? > > > Jan. 1 Happy Damn New Year, the weatherman was wrong (again). We got 4" of the white shitt this time. At this rate it won't melt before the 4th of July. The snowplow got stuck up the road, and the shitthead had the balls to come and ask me to borrow my shovel. After I told him I've broken 6 shovels already, shoveling all the shitt he pushed into the driveway, I broke my last one over his damn head. > > > Jan. 4 Finally got out of the house today. Went to the store to get some food and on the way back, a damn deer ran in front of the car and I hit the bastard. Did about $3,000 damage to the car. Those damn beasts should be killed. Wish the hunters would have killed them all last November. > > > May 3 Took the car to garage in town. Would you believe the thing is rotting out from all the damn salt they keep dumping all over the roads? Car looks like a piece if shitt. > > > May 10 Moved to Texas. Can't imagine anyone is their right damn mind would ever want to live in the God forsaken state of NORTH DAKOTA. PS...I know Fred doesn't live in North Dakota, but I'm sure he's having a cold time in Minnesota...Stay warm Fred