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To: SI Bob who wrote (34)12/22/2000 4:59:08 PM
From: Ian@SI  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 65
 
At Gene Enterprises, we've harnessed the power of the human gene so that you can say good bye to your allergies forever with new Nozulla. Nozulla may cause the following symptoms:

Itchy rashes;
Full body hair loss;
Projectile vomiting;
Gigantic eyeball;
the condition known as hotdog fingers;
Children born with the head of a golden retriever;
Seeing the dead;
Bone liquification;
Possession by the prince of darkness;
Tail growth;
???bowel??? ?moving? pregnancy.

Etrade, it's your money.

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Sorry, even after listening to the symptoms a dozen times, I really can't decipher the last one.

Having transcribed it, it wouldn't bother me if I never see it again. ;-)

Enjoy,
Happy holidays,
Ian.