Pity the poor men! Their poor little parts as shrunken and shrivelled as raisins are to grapes.
Ah... have you ever tasted the wine that it is made with shriveled grapes ?
There are many, but for quick reference to mind come 2 wines.
The first one and King of all dessert wines is Chateau d'Yquem. A true nectar of gold. If you do not believe me, just ask to anybody who has drunk it. Here is some material for you to read on:
chateau-yquem.fr
Rich, opulent concentrated and full-bodied. Medium gold with a honeyed, oaky, flowery, tropical fruit bouquet, magnificent and unique.
aboutwines.com
The other is Pedro Ximenez Sherry:
filewine.es
Black with tobacco and iodine colour traces. Attractive honey, raisin, date, pipe tobacco and cocoa aromas. Very dense in the mouth, somewhat marked by reminiscences of over-ripe fruit with some fresh tangs to it. Silky texture.
So, there, take it from there and use your imagination about having... what did you call them ? shriveled grapes? as I showed you, they produce sweet wine --ggg--
In fact I think most men don't mind being treated like the dirty dogs they are by a big breasted woman. Am I being clear enough here? This is not something I read in a book.
Yes, clear enough. And yes, I understand you did not read this in a book. What kind of men do you hang around with ? WOOF, WOOF -g-
You may have noticed yourself doing what I am about to describe, but I doubt it.
Oh don't doubt it. I am guilty as charged ! [and proud of it]
. Men talk to breasts. I may be discussing any damn thing with a man, but often they are staring at my breasts as if my breasts were going to answer them. They will nod and talk away without ever making eye contact with me. Sometimes I bend over and make eye contact and wave, HelllOOO!
Except that in my case, breasts talk to me. I assure you ;) --and if the subject is interesting I will still pay attention to the breasts !!-- -G-
What pisses me off is men that are grossed out when they think about women nursing. They don't like to think of their sex objects as mothers any more than they like to dwell upon their mothers as sex objects. I don't mind being ogled, and I have a great time at Mardi Gras, always bring home lots of beads, if ya know what I mean, but jeezus, let's not totally block out what they're for.
I don't mind that. As I said earlier, what kind of men do you date ? Cro Magnon ?
Now penis envy is something I could never understand.
Nor I , I can guarantee you that, I am happy the way I am.
I think it is more likely that men would have uterus envy. Jealous of women's apparently mystical ability to bring forth life and food
Not I, another guarantee from me to you. If I had to bear children, humanity would already be a dead species. Women can have all the babies they want.
they are excluded from all but the briefest part of conception.
Ah yes, but that is without doubt, the best part. Have you ever heard that quality does come in little spurts !! -gg-
We let them give bottles, and invite them into the delivery room, but we have deeper bond with the offspring. A woman always knows who her children are. Barring genetic testing, a man can never be quite sure.
I do not have a problem with any of that. As I said, I will give you all the honor, all the babies, and all the diaper changing too !! I Pass ! [with flying colors too]
I have no fear of admitting to all four winds that women are beautiful and their breasts do have a particular place in my heart... [not to mention other handy places]
And having said that, I will say this:
I have a particular attraction to intelligent women, for two reasons, mainly:
1. they can be a lot of fun (sex aside, rather, in addition to)
2. did you know that the largest sexual organ is in the brain ? I have been active witness to that ! --gggg--
But that does not bar me from admitting that yes, I am madly attracted to beautiful sexy women. Where I come from, I was vaccinated at an early age, against politically correct stupidity. While I will treat a lady with respect, I will never in my worst nightmare think that women are my sexually speaking equal. men and women are verrry different and I love the differences. Yes, I still open doors, and all that jazzzzzzzzz.
Other than that, I will treat women with respect. and treat them as my equal.
And yes, I still LOVE breasts and other sexy parts, So sue me ! --gg--
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Note to extreme feminists:
Don't bother flaming me, since:
1. You are NOT going to change my mind.
2. see # 1.
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HA ! and a MOST appropriate post grub !!! slurp ! -gg-
[delicious vintage, you dirty old minds !] |
