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To: chic_hearne who wrote (27470)	12/28/2000 12:25:55 PM
From: Venkie	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 65232

This is not your normal financial thread..its a safe place to relax..chat..exchange stock info..sit around and support each other...have fun..make some money.Like the rest of folks around here ..u got lucky<amd> doesn't mean tour a genius. I got lucky on dell and I am far from a genius...You can put your detective work to retire here..no one gives a shit.. investigate this flash.artie.com

To: chic_hearne who wrote (27470)	12/28/2000 12:39:14 PM
From: Sully-	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 65232

Arrogance & FUD are two of yours..... and you are wrong about uf too...... Funny, I had you on ignore for several good reasons. I took you off when you came to the porch. At least you have confirmed why you were on it in the first place. OOF :-\| Ö¿Ö

To: chic_hearne who wrote (27470)	12/28/2000 12:54:51 PM
From: Venkie	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 65232

What is the perfect Yuppie job? - a six-figure salary where anything that goes wrong can be blamed on a superior or subordinate. What did Yuppies learn from Woodstock? - to build stronger fences. What is the major concern of Yuppie families? - to make sure their children don't have nearly as much fun as they did. Do Yuppies like sex? - It depends on the context. What is a Yuppie's biggest fear? - that someone will remember that they used to like socialist policies. Where do Yuppies go on vacation? - It doesn't matter, as long as they can bring a kayak. How do Yuppies express gratitude? - in a locked room after four stiff cognacs. Do Yuppies believe in God? - I'm afraid you'll have to ask them when they're closer to death. What do Yuppies read? - anything that has "YOU" in the title. Why do Yuppies hate Smashing Pumpkins? 1. - because it's senseless vandalism. 2. - because the music sounds funny due to low-end hearing loss from listening to Black Sabbath. Is Bill Gates a Yuppie? - only to a Yuppie. What do you call three Yuppies in an elevator going up? - career mobility. Why do Yuppies hate urine tests? - because no one will let them argue for a better grade. Do Yuppies like sushi? - only if they can afford to serve it at parties. How do Yuppies spell relief? - P-R-O-Z-A-C. How do Yuppies avoid downsizing? - by being in charge of it.