To: Earlie who wrote (54973 ) 1/7/2001 6:43:49 AM From: accountclosed Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 436258 Sheesh Cousin Earlie, Put a sock in it. <g> I do like talking to you because I can lay off the fedspeak and speak english with you. You know I was in the thesaurus looking up "sock" (stocking, hosiery, etc. etc.) trying to sound more obscure and dignified and mysterious, but realized that I don't have to do that with you and I can just talk straight forward with you. Speaking of that, did you see AJ Cohen of Goldman last night on with that smartass Rukeyser? She must want my job because she can sure talk like an oracle. You think she has one of those strings on her back that they pull and out comes the mystery sound bite? I'm going to have to study those tapes and brush up because she may even have me beat. And yes, I did hear that punster Lou invite me to appear on his show. Cripes, doesn't he know I have a monumental moral hazard to oversee. Son, it's called the banking system. Everybody places their bets and I gets to bail 'em out. Those dopes over at bankamerica. Yikes, I got the midnight call, woke up me and the young wife you know, and heard they had played derivative bingo all over the map and needed me to come to their rescue. Another LTCM. Had to work yesterday morning with the press release denying the whole thing. No losses yet, you know, only what they call paper losses and I can handle that since I have the papermills and printing presses under my control, nephew. Yikes, son, I have to run now, and I'll write you later. But don't fret about the mortgage. Do whatever you want. Remember that in the end it doesn't matter, because I'll bail you out. Boy, it's fun being a legend... Uncle Al