To: PROLIFE who wrote (1030 ) 1/7/2001 11:35:29 PM From: Ilaine Respond to of 59480 I was just reading the LWP - I wasn't going to do it but changed my mind. So far the only comment I have is that I have no idea why anyone would think a penis and a gun have anything in common other than the fact that they are both longer than they're wide. Who wrote that, Tom Lehrer? >>PSYCHOTHERAPY Mine eyes have seen the wisdom of the theories of Freud, He has taught me all the evils that my ego must avoid. Repression of the impulses results in paranoid, As the 'id' goes marching on. CHORUS: Glory, glory psychotherapy, Glory, glory sexuality, Glory, glory now we can be free, As the 'id' goes marching on. Oh sad is the masochism, the vagaries of sex, Have turned half the population into total nervous wrecks, But your analyst can cure you 'long as you can pay the cheques, As the 'id' goes marching on. CHORUS Is your body plagued by aches and pains that you can't understand; Compound fractures in your toenails, floating kidneys, trembling hands? There's a secret to your troubles, you're in love with your old man, As the 'id' goes marching on. CHORUS Do you drown your superego in a flood of alcohol, And go running after women till you're just about to fall? You may think you're having fun, but you're not having fun at all, As the 'id' goes marching on. CHORUS Freud's mystic world of meaning needn't have us mystified, It's really very simple what your psyche tries to hide, A thing's a phallic symbol if it's longer than it's wide, As the 'id' goes marching on. CHORUS<< OK, done. Nothing more about paths of destruction, only eBay and bakelite fruit. I will sleep soundly tonight, secure in the knowledge that here in the Old Dominion, I am protected by the Army (Ft. Belvoir), the Navy (Virginia Beach, Norfolk), the Air Force (Langley), the Marines (Quantico), and the CIA. All of whom are loyal to George W. Bush.