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Pastimes : Don't Ask Rambi -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: nasdaqian who wrote (58093)	1/10/2001 12:51:24 PM
From: Jacques Chitte	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 71178

Talking about pointing and clicking... look waht I I I found. Beer Compass: The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after a booze cruise, even though you're too pissed to remember where you live, how you get there, and where you've come from. Going For a McShit: Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food, you're just going to the toilet. If challenged by a pimply staff member, your declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards is a "McShit With Lies". BOBFOC: Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch. Boiler Suit: The prosecution charge that you did wilfully, and with phallus aforethought, score with a Bobfoc last night. This charge is usually brought by a kangaroo court of your friends in the pub on Saturday night. Mystery Bus: The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in. Bone of Contention: A hard-on that causes an argument. e.g. one that arises when a man is watching Olympic beach volleyball on TV with his girlfriend. Wank Seance: During a masturbation session, the eerie feeling that you're being watched with disgust by your dead relatives. Breaking the Seal: Your 1st piss in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking. After breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the toilet will be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night. Cliterature: 1-handed reading material. Etch-A-Sketch: Trying to draw a smile on a woman's face by twiddling both of her nipples simultaneously. Flogging On: Surfing the Internet for some left-handed websites.