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To: Les H who wrote (57322)	1/11/2001 5:52:36 PM
From: yard_man	Respond to of 436258

Dingell is on top of it <vbg> ho ho ho ... that's a real spoof right there

To: Les H who wrote (57322)	1/11/2001 7:45:09 PM
From: Les H	Respond to of 436258

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