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Politics : Impeach George W. Bush -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: jlallen who wrote (1252)	1/14/2001 8:58:14 PM
From: TideGlider	Respond to of 93284

Jesse Jackson, the Pope, George W Bush and a young long haired man were on a plane. The pilot came back and announced that the plane was going down and there were three parachutes for them and pointed to a pile next to the young man. The pilot then jumped to safety with his own chute. They discussed the matter. Jesse Jackson stated, " I am the Smartest Activist in the Country! The people need me and I should get a chute. George Bush said, "I may be the President but the Pope should have a chute". The long haired lad stated the Pope should get a chute. As they argued Jesse Jackson snatched the pack the young man was holding, quickly strapped it on his back, scrambled to the open door and laughing loudly he jumped out of the plane. Now the Pope stated, as I am old and have lived my life, I believe you, President Bush and the boy should get the last two chutes. President Bush stated, "No, your the Pope, you and the boy get the chutes and I will stay. The boy then stated, "We can all have a parachute." The Pope and President Bush looking in a puzzled manner at the lad, asked how that was possible with only two chutes left? The boy laughed and said, "The Smartest Activist in the World just jumped out of the plane with my back pack!" TG