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To: pater tenebrarum who wrote (58123)	1/16/2001 11:56:40 AM
From: Box-By-The-Riviera™	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 436258

Rent-A-Ledge announces new ledge(r) program for keeping your balance in the examination of corporate assets and liabilities. We believe our new true balance program will help even a blind investor see the tight rope of prior years when wall street advisors focused on a combination of PV equations and X-sales revenues with fully discounted (to zero) COGS to keep that rope taut. In the brave new century and in the year 2001 we believe that taut rope will soon be replaced by the pushing on a string effect resulting from a sudden plethora of recurring one time charges on a massive scale. Our new program is called the rope ledge where clients will momentarily keep their balance upon a broad rope stretched between two points called tower A and tower L until one time charges allow the client to suddenly plunge to earth along with the market cap of his holdings. Go to our web site and check out our new balance sheet calculator featuring the energizer bunny balancer and where the assets just keep going, and going, and going..............