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Politics : PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: DOUG H who wrote (123032)1/21/2001 7:17:48 PM
From: TideGlider  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 769667
 
I was on they home and traffic came to a dead halt and I thought, "Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual. Nothing's even moving. Just then I noticed a police officer walking back and forth between the lines of cars, so I rolled down his window and asked, "Officer what is the holdup?"

The officer replied, "The President is just so depressed about the thought of moving with Hillary to New York that he stopped his motorcade in the middle of the highway and he's threatening to douse himself in gasoline and set himself on fire. He says his family hates him and he doesn't have the money to pay for the new house, no less a pending divorce. So, we're taking up a collection for him."

"Oh really?", I said, "I've got a syphon hose will be glad to contribute a few gallons" ;)