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To: Apex who wrote (4132)	1/24/2001 4:22:25 PM
From: Savant	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 4201

Speaking of 'contests'.. > A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she > > can't sleep, the Wife goes to the vet to see if he can > > help. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around > > the dog's testicles and he will stop snoring. > > > > "Yeah right!" she says. > > > > A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins > > snoring as usual. The wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep. > > Muttering to herself, she goes to the closet and > > grabs a piece of ribbon And ties it carefully around the dog's > > testicles. > > Sure enough, the dog stops snoring. > > > > The woman is amazed! > > Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from > > being out with his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls > > asleep, and begins snoring loudly. > >> > The woman thinks maybe the ribbon will > > work on him. So she goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of > > ribbon, and ties it around her husband's testicles. > > > > Amazingly, it also works on him! The woman sleeps > > soundly. He wakes from a drunken stupor and > > stumbles into the bathroom. As he stands in front of > > the toilet, he glances in the mirror and sees a blue > > ribbon attached to his privates. He is very confused, > > and as he walks back into the bedroom, he sees a red > > ribbon attached to his dog's testicles. > > He shakes his head and looks at the dog and says, > > "I don't know where we were or what we did, > > but, by God, we got first and second place. >