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Politics : Sharks in the Septic Tank -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: YlangYlangBreeze who wrote (2609)	1/23/2001 8:17:26 PM
From: Jorj X Mckie	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 82486

Myth:Masturbation is harmless. Reality:Medical science proves that chronic Masturbation causes weakness, depression, forgetfulness and nearsightedness. Damn! I am so bummed that I forgot my glasses Myth:Masturbation is not immoral. Reality:Read your Bible. God was so offended when Onan spilled his seed upon the ground ... Catch it in a towel to avoid this problem.... Myth:Masturbation is a "Victimless Crime." Reality:Theological experts on Masturbation have come to the conclusion that Masturbation is what is known as a "gateway" sin. This means that Masturbation leads to more serious offenses. In fact, practically all rapists, Sodomites, child molesters and pornography addicts started out as Masturbators. This is likely true, but it is also true that 99% of people that make lists like this are masturbators too. Myth:Americans value their "Freedom" and will never stand for Masturbation being outlawed. Reality:Masturbatory devices are already illegal in Texas. The police in San Antonio and Austin have aggressively enforced this law. Next they will be cutting off our hands.... Myth:But everyone's doing it! Reality:Surveys have repeatedly shown that up to 5% of Americans don't Masturbate. And 99% of people surveyed who claim to not masturbate are lying. So back to the sex ed in school thing...what if your kid comes across a nutball that believes this crap, rather than somebody who shares your values? (not necessarily directed to you YYB)