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Politics : Sharks in the Septic Tank -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Dayuhan who wrote (2615)	1/23/2001 9:30:33 PM
From: hobo	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 82486

montypython.net montypython.net DAD: You see, we believe-- [piano music] Well, let me put it like this. [singing] There are Jews in the world. There are Buddhists. There are Hindus and Mormons, and then There are those that follow Mohammed, but, I've never been one of them. [music] I'm a Roman Catholic, And have been since before I was born, And the one thing they say about Catholics is: They'll take you as soon as you're warm. You don't have to be a six-footer. You don't have to have a great brain. You don't have to have any clothes on. You're A Catholic the moment Dad came, Because Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate. CHILDREN: [singing] Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate. GIRL: [singing] Let the heathen spill theirs On the dusty ground. God shall make them pay for Each sperm that can't be found. CHILDREN: [singing] Every sperm is wanted. Every sperm is good. Every sperm is needed In your neighbourhood. MUM: [singing] Hindu, Taoist, Mormon, Spill theirs just anywhere, But God loves those who treat their Semen with more care. MEN: [singing] Every sperm is sacred. [clunk] Every sperm is great. WOMEN: [singing] If a sperm is wasted,... CHILDREN: [singing] ...God gets quite irate. PRIEST: [singing] Every sperm is sacred. BRIDE and GROOM: [singing] Every sperm is good. NANNIES: [singing] Every sperm is needed... CARDINALS: [singing] ...In your neighbourhood! CHILDREN: [singing] Every sperm is useful. Every sperm is fine.