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To: whiterock2 who wrote (1487)	1/23/2001 11:55:35 PM
From: whiterock2	Respond to of 104155

This is so funnie that I have to share it...just got it from a friend.... Its great to be a man: > > Your last name stays put. > > The garage is all yours. > > Wedding plans take care of themselves. > > Chocolate is just another snack. > > You can be president. > > You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. > > Car mechanics tell you the truth. > > You don't give a rats ass if someone notices > your new haircut. > > The world is your urinal. > > You never have to drive to another gas station > because this ones just too icky. > > Wrinkles add character. > > Wedding Dress $5,000; Tux rental $100. > > People never stare at your chest when > you're talking to them. > > New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle > your feet. > > One mood, ALL the damn time. > > Phone conversations are over in 30 > seconds flat. > > You know stuff about tanks. > > A five-day vacation requires only one > suitcase. > > You can open all your own jars. > > You can leave the motel bed unmade. > > You can kill your own food. > > You get extra credit for the slightest > act of thoughtfulness. > > If someone forgets to invite you to > something, he or she can still be > your friend. > > Your underwear is $8.95 for a > three-pack. > > You can quietly enjoy a car ride > from the passenger seat. > > Three pairs of shoes are more > than enough. > > You can quietly watch a game with > your buddy for hours without ever > thinking: "He must be mad at me." > > You can drop by to see a friend > without having to bring a little gift. > > If another guy shows up at the party > in the same outfit, you just might > become lifelong friends. > > You are not expected to know the > names of more than five colors. > > You don't have to stop and think > of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. > > You almost never have strap problems in public. > > You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. > > The same hairstyle lasts for years,maybe decades. > > You don't have to shave below your neck. > > One wallet and one pair of shoes, > one color, all seasons. > > You can do your nails with a pocketknife. > > You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. > --------------------------------------------------------------------------------