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To: Ex-INTCfan who wrote (30028)1/26/2001 4:17:18 PM
From: Clappy  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 65232
 
Q: Why are elephants wrinkled?
A: Have you ever tried to iron one?

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
A: Huge great holes all over Australia.

Q: How does an elephant hide in the jungle?
A: He paints his privates red and climbs up a cherry tree.

Q: What's the loudest noise in the jungle?
A: A giraffe eating cherries.

<Dealie gets the hook and removes the dimwitted comedian from the porch...>