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To: Tom Smith who wrote (64610)	2/5/2001 12:46:13 PM
From: eddie r gammon	Respond to of 436258

<<<<1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!" >>> :-) ================================================================ Two bored casino dealers are waiting at a craps table. A very >attractive blonde lady comes in and wants to bet twenty-thousand >dollars on a single roll of the dice. > >She says, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when >I'm completely nude." With that she strips naked from her neck >down, and rolls the dice while yelling, "Momma needs new clothes!" >Then she hollers..."YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" > >Then she begins jumping up and down and hugging each of the dealers. >With that she picks up her money and clothes and quickly leaves. > >The dealers just stare at each other dumbfounded. Finally one of >them asks, "What did she roll anyway?" The other answers, "I >thought YOU were watching!" > >Moral: Not all blondes are dumb. >