To: Nite-Man who wrote (17974 ) 2/7/2001 2:51:02 PM From: Bob Miller Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 30928 *******TO ALL******* With all the rumors swirling around about the potential demise of SI, I thought that I should post a message at this time. First, I want you all to know how much I have enjoyed being able to help you by improving the quality of your postings, adding many new words to your vocabularies, getting you to check your spelling, making your sentences more grammatically correct, and in general being an all around good guy. I appreciate the many kind words sent to me in PM's, and I want to tell you all that I will be returning all gifts to the donors. It was so nice of you to make such offerings, but there are some ethical constraints to which I am subject. To Nite Man: I hope something can be done to make Boston a more livable city. Maybe if the air gets cleaned up, people won't always vote the same way. To Whine Van Scoyoc: I hope they are able to clear up your condition soon. Medical science is making great strides. Please avoid those kinds of places in the future. $5 prostitutes aren't a bargain. To Bill Hueb: Keep up the good work. If I file my tax return with no check, can you cover for me?? To Magnatizer: Stay down on the ball. Think of seeing your left shoulder pass under your chin. Whine, that is not sex talk!!! To Capt: Stuff it. To Sherry Fox: You have not had the pleasure of receiving messages from me. If Si stays alive, I will review your recent offerings, and make any suggestions I might have. To Dr. WHoDooYooDoo: See message to Capt. Double it. To Ground Zero: I feel particularly proud to have helped you so much. I will send the money back to you. I don't want to sleep with any of the female members of your family. I certainly will not accept sexual favors from you. Keep the faith, dizzard. I know that you've enjoyed meeting me. That's all for now, but I hope not forever. Bob New Insult Champ.