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To: SpinCity1 who wrote (31306)2/5/2001 3:28:17 PM
From: nolimitz  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 49816
 
OT. my funny for the day

A college professor was doing a study testing
the senses of first-graders using a bowl of Lifesavers. He
gave all of the children the same kind of lifesaver one at a time and asked them to identify them by color and flavor. The children began:
"Red....cherry"
"Yellow...lemon"
"Green...lime"
"Orange...orange"

Finally, the professor gave them all honey
Lifesavers. After eating
them for a few moments none of the children could
identify the taste.
"Well" he said, "I'll give you all a clue. It's what
your mother may sometimes call your father." One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out
and yelled,
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"Everybody, spit them out - they're a$$holes!!!"