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To: brk who wrote (2455)2/6/2001 4:19:12 PM
From: Connor26  Respond to of 5732
 
say goodnight - sell it all - or turn off the pc and check back in a week - CSCO ends up short!



To: brk who wrote (2455)2/6/2001 5:12:33 PM
From: Susan G  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 5732
 
CNET, nothing great from them, there will be no repeat of last quarter's run <vbg>

14 5/8 after hours, and they warned.

The day of the popping POS/January effect stocks seems to be over, time to buy quality now. It's February after all...

Just got this, a cool newsletter, they have some articles on tablets
pixelsnewsletter.com



To: brk who wrote (2455)2/6/2001 5:24:20 PM
From: Susan G  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 5732
 
OT A few statements to ponder...
George Carlin quotes:

1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys
and apes?

5. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all
the bad girls live.

6. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the
self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the
purpose.

7. What if there were no hypothetical questions?

8. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

9. If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and
there is no woman around to hear him...is he still wrong?

10. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is
it considered a hostage situation?

11. Is there another word for synonym?

12. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do
"practice"?

13. Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"

14. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an
endangered plant?

15. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

16. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

17. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will
clean them?

18. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

19. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

20. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

21. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to
remain silent?

22. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

23. Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste
funny?

24. What was the best thing before sliced bread?

25. One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other
people.

26. Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?

27. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

28. How is it possible to have a civil war?

29. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too?

30. If you ate pasta and antipasti, would you still be hungry?

31. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

32. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?

33. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids"?

34. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

35. Where are we going? And what's with this hand basket?

36. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a
plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?

37. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

38. If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he
become disoriented?