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To: Scumbria who wrote (131809)	2/7/2001 2:18:25 AM
From: pgerassi	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 1580032

Dear Scumbria: /* Program scumbria.c / main() { char Moans[] = { "Reagan Caused $5 Trillion Debt". "Reagan Overspent $5 Trillion", "Reagan Bush Caused $5 Trillion", "Clinton Greatest President", "I'm Scared", "Bush Stupid", . . . "No Need To Use ANWAR", "You have a big imagination" }; main(int argc, char *argv) { double index = 0; int state = 0; char message; while (state >= 0) { fgetmessage(stdin, message); switch MessageCategory { case IDLE: index = 0; SendMessage(Moans[index]); break; case GOTRESPONSE: index++; SendMessage(Moans[index]); break; case GOODRESPONSE: SendMessage(Moans[index]); break; default: case REFUTEDBUTGOOD: index = floor(random() * (NUM_MOANS - 1)); SendMessage(Moans[index]); break; . . . case HEREALLYGOTME: index = NUM_MOANS - 1; SendMessage(Moans[index]); index = floor(random() * (NUM_MOANS - 1)); sleep(3600); /* Hope He Goes Away / break; } } GoOffInToFunk(); } SendMessage(char message) { PostSIAMDThread(AddVerbage(message)); } When you get tagged by a good post, you punt Scumbria. Notice: TCLOART Pete

To: Scumbria who wrote (131809)	2/7/2001 2:29:34 AM
From: Scumbria	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 1580032

Pete, You win. We are not really $6 trillion in debt, and we really do need to spend $100 billion on a useless missile defense system. Balanced budgets are not important, and who really cares what we leave behind for the children? The little suckers deserve to be saddled with $50,000 debt the day they leave home. There will probably still be a few animals left living in zoos, and we have all those great National Geographic flicks to show them what wildlife was like. Hopefully, they will have mastered the art of manufacturing soy-based fish tasting products, because they will probably never get to taste any real fish. As long as we are having fun, that's all that's important! Scumbria