To: trouthead who wrote (18148 ) 2/9/2001 3:23:25 PM From: Tunica Albuginea Respond to of 24042 To #18148 from Junior Balloon ****OFF TOPIC ************** In fact Junior Baloon I would not be surprised, if you really wanted to know the true feelings of roll-down-in-bed-and-rock-and-roll-Jesse Jackson and Daschler Muffler ( give em a couple of shots of Curvoisier to get that info ) that they will tell you that it would be perfectly fair to lighten up Bill Gates of about 60 Bill dollars of his stash and leave him with the princely sum of 1 - 2 billion. That 1 - 2 billion is plenty for Bill and wife. What is even more interesting to me , is that when they wake up from the hang over next day, they will join Ted Kennedy fresh out of The Irish Boston pub and go to Church and dutifully recite The Ten Commandaments. Of course they will only recite the short version," Thou Shalt Not COVET thy neighbour's goods " ( you can hear Al Sharpton in the background..."Huh??Covet?? whasss that?? "). They willnot recite the longer version, of course, of the Ten Comandaments which is located in a book called The Bible,bible.gospelcom.net Number 17 : " You shall not covet your neighbor's house . You shall not covet your neighbor's wife, or his manservant or maidservant, his ox or donkey, <<<<<..or anything that belongs to your neighbor...>>>." simply because they have a good reason: They never read it. Hallellujah, Amen and Rock and Roll brother. PS: Oh I forget: It is OK for Uncle Sam to COVET your goods because the Ten Comandaments don't apply to him. They just apply to me and you. I am telling you....this is a fantastic country... you got to believe me..... just tighten up your ox and donkey to the door post in case Uncle Sam comes snooping around... TA