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To: CAtechTrader who wrote (31252)	2/16/2001 5:11:37 PM
From: Jim Willie CB	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 65232

NOTE FROM DR. EVIL (aka Greg Meyers) The details of my life are quite inconsequential. Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentless, self-inspired boulangerie owner in Belgium with a low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year old prostitute name Chloe with partially webbed feet, who spoke incessantly. My father would womanize, and he would drink to excess. He would make outrageous claims like he invented such things as the question mark. Sometimes we would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. This sort of general malaise, only the genius possess and insane lament. My childhood was typical -- summers in Rangoon, luge lessons during winters in Liechtenstein. In the spring we would fashion clothing out of grasses. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap sack and beaten with reeds, which was rather standard discipline really. At the age of 12, I received my first personal scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian woman named Vilma taught me prayer, then ritualistically shaved my testicles. There is absolutely nothing like a shorn scrotum. It is truly breathtaking. I suggest you men all try it. -- end --