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To: Thomas C. White who wrote (58830)2/21/2001 2:10:10 AM
From: Constant Reader  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 71178
 
Hi, Thomas! Now this is a surprise! Flying in just for the occasion, all the way from the tranquil Middle East! Rambi will be so thrilled to see you, I am sure. Did you bring enough of those (batalu?) for all of us to wear at the party tomorrow? We can test how well she knows our eyebrows.

You will definitely need one so that we can introduce you as the "mystery guest." Or should we do a "This is your life" instead?

Well, that is the number of candles reliable sources (now demanding anonymity) told me were needed, but I will take a few off, say 10 or 20, if you think it best. I prefer to keep my bowels such as they are, imperfect though they may be.



To: Thomas C. White who wrote (58830)2/21/2001 7:49:31 AM
From: Rambi  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 71178
 
in the midst of a bout of overly enthusiastic Schadenfreude.

No one- NO ONE- else talks like this. I'd know that German accent anywhere, even in that ravishingly sexy burnoosey thing you're wearing. Thomas Charles, you come give me a hug! I know you're in there somewhere!

(What is he THINKING-I'm sure it's the height of fashion in Cairo, but I'll bet he's getting some odd looks in SF)

For me?!!? Oh, you shouldn't have!

(Boy, I hope it's some new thongs- these old ones are really getting tattered)

Well, it's certainly well-wrapped! It must be delicate- you've got it so well-padded in these rags!

(Jewelry? Expensive perfume? Crystal?)

Um- there's nothing in here. What? These rags ARE the present?

ohmigod- the heat over there has fried his brains

Well, this is just LOVELY, Thomas! No , really! I just can't wait to wear it!
Now?
Oh- I don't think-- really, it's warm in here- no really! I love it- I DO!
Allright- all right. I'll put it on.

I can't believe I have to wear this at my own birthday bash. And Annie Liebowitz was coming by later to take pics too.