To: Rambi who wrote (58862 ) 2/21/2001 4:11:24 PM From: Volsi Mimir Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 71178 KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK! Howdy Lady. You RAMBI with no last name. I have this whole truckload of something here..."things"? I can't quite make it out, "sign here" and "where you want em?" "I dunno who sent them, here's the card and its prepaid, but theres a whole bunch of boxes"- hey guys start stacking them over here next to the pool. these boxes are light, whats the occasion with all the balloons or is this just normal- I see bubble bath in the pool, is got to be a party!? Is that goldfish down there or is that soap bars, SEE it says here- red, white and blue texas flag and tri top & thing shoot lady I move alot of things, never heard of them. Is that a meat cut? maybe we got the wrong stuff. Lets see this one says: Lava swirl top and thing. what the heck is that and look here: a whole stack of G-things. Geewhiz, you know when I was married my wife as was asking about this here G-spot and if I would ever get to it. Dont suppose this here G things is what she meant. Shoot I coulda bought them instead of the stuff she made me do. It aint that small. maybe thats an "o" instead of an "i". thong? is that it. Now these say gummi. what they heck is that. you sure have some strange stuff and I swore that one says uzi, must be that greek stuff. HOLY SMOKES! Now look at MY TRUCK! Who did that. Looks like a sticky pink flamingo that got throwed into a flower shop. And what is that looks like some opera setting in some Japanese tea garden. You know I was suppose to wait and be in a for a parade but I couldnt figure that either and I aint wearing that pink suit! Doesnt go good with my boots. I guess this is also for you. Oh well. If I'm gonna wait may i have a piece of this cake, YUK! taste like garlic, who are you,? You know you sure look familar, like a lady I know named Penni, I betcha you could be twins. I do have this Birthday Poem for her: Vino, Primero, Pura She came, at first, pure, dressed in innocence. And I loved her as a child. Later she began putting on clothes from who knows where. And I came to hate her, without knowing it. She came to be a queen, in blinding jewelry... What bitterness and rage! ...She began undressing. And I smiled. She returned to the garment of her old innocence. I believed in her anew. And she took off the garment, (her thong) and appeared totally naked... Oh passion of my life, naked poetry, mine forever! -Juan Ramon Jimenez Think she'll like it. I think I will sign it Love DAN. I hear it's a surprize party Well just let us know when we got to do this, hey I kinda like this place. and where do you want to put this 40 foot sign HAPPY BIRTHDAY PENNI I dont think you should plug it in, do you?