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To: GROUND ZERO™ who wrote (18129)2/22/2001 12:11:55 PM
From: Nite-Man  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 30928
 
I'd make a monkey out of you but why should I take all the credit.

NM



To: GROUND ZERO™ who wrote (18129)2/22/2001 1:04:31 PM
From: Bob Miller  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 30928
 
Only if you're hungry.

Bob
New Insult Champ



To: GROUND ZERO™ who wrote (18129)2/22/2001 2:31:30 PM
From: Capt  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 30928
 
Speaking of shit heads.......

An old senile Bostonian tiger keeper has been mauled to death after apparently trying to defecate on one of his big cats.

The 70-year-old appears to have climbed the railings of the Bengal tiger cage and pulled his trousers down.

Evidence at the scene of the death at the Boston animal park included toilet paper, excrement and a trouser belt.

Zoo officials think Nit-Wit either slipped into the cage or was pulled in by one of the four angry tigers.

According to the Boston Morning Post, the man told a co-worker he needed to go to the toilet but police were called when he failed to return.

They found his body lying on the ground surrounded by tigers. The dumb fuck reportedly been bitten in the neck and was covered in blood.

Police believe Nit-Wit climbed the wall of a partially constructed building used to raise the tigers to relieve himself. They said the smell probably caused the tigers to pounce.