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To: Sully- who wrote (31784)	2/22/2001 8:16:22 PM
From: Jim Willie CB	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 65232

"BARBARIANS AT THE GATE" (1988) ... excerpts from James Garner Every penny you think I piss away comes back dressed up as a nickel. If your face gets any longer, I could putt on it. This company makes so much money, it shits green. In case anybody missed the 6 o’clock news or spent the day on Uranus. I think the news will pump some sunshine up our skirts. I hope this $7 puts the SOB in a higher tax bracket. It’s not your face I have to shave every morning. Put a rocket up his ass on that one. The only thing I need bankers for is calendars, and all I care about lawyers is that they are back in their coffins before sunrise. We’re not talking about “EFF you money” here, but rather “EFF everybody money”. I’m not nervous. I always take a leak with my fly closed. Fact or rumor? A rumor is nothing more than a premature fact. He is not the pope, or did he buy up all the shares of the Vatican? My dear, you’d get stares wearing a gunnysack. (of a pretty woman) This crowd thinks anyone worth less than nine figures is on food stamps. Debt can be an asset, but it does wonders for your sphincter. Let’s keep this quiet. For once I’d like to pick up a newspaper and not read any news. Is this your business sense talking or am I hearing an earful of your ego? The part of a woman I’m most interested in is her mind. ... Does she mind when I ? ....... I hope you don’t mind meeting in a conference room. All the johns are full. Is that just French for firing people? That’s just French for being your hand puppet. You’d have your hand up my ass clear up to your elbow. They’re going before a grand jury. That’s all we need -- new stationery with letterhead from Alcatraz. We don’t want any more macho bullshit, with all these guys slamming their dicks on the conference table. I wish I could cheer you up. If we were in the countryside, you could go out and shoot something. We have a deep throat. He knows where all the numbers and bodies are buried. If New York didn’t have so many tall buildings, the place would be constantly circled by vultures. We curse the darkness for not handing out candles. In their wettest dreams, they wouldn’t have thought of it. NewYorkCity worships success, but it roots for failure -- yours. The 3 rules of Wall Street: never play by the rules, never tell the truth, never pay cash. joke: A woman goes to visit her doctor to treat a nasty bee sting. She says to the doctor “I was playing golf when I got stung by a bee.” She is clearly in discomfort. “Where did it sting you?” asks the doctor. “Between the first and the second hole” she struggles to reply. The doctor looks very surprised and shoots back “Wow! You must have a really wide stance!” -- end -- enjoy however, if you find this material offensive, sue me / jw