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To: eddie r gammon who wrote (71493)2/24/2001 5:59:22 PM
From: MythMan  Respond to of 436258
 
roflmao!



To: eddie r gammon who wrote (71493)2/26/2001 12:04:00 PM
From: Thomas M.  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 436258
 
A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam.
She tells the class there will be no excuse for not showing up, except for
serious injury or illness, or a death in the student's immediate family.

A smart-ass jock in the back of the room asks, "What about extreme sexual
exhaustion?"

The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering as the
jock looks around the room very cocky with a smirk on his face. When
silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student,
shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Not an Excuse. Write with your other
hand."