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Politics : Piffer Thread on Political Rantings and Ravings -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: Original Mad Dog who wrote (958)3/1/2001 9:27:21 AM
From: mph  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 14610
 
Did you see Clinton's letter to the editor,
purporting to explain the pardons?

didn't impress me.

As for the cherry tree, and putting metaphysics
and symbolism aside<g>, it would go something like
this:

SS Agent: "Mr. President, Mr. President, someone's chopped
down one of the prize cherry trees ringing the rear
of the White House property!!"

BC(handing the aide crouched below his desk a hatchet
to slip into his desk drawer and wiping a few vestiges
of cherry juice from his lips) : "We've lost a cherry
at the rear of our property? What do you expect me
to do about it? Cherry trees are irrelevant to what
I do here in Washington."

SS Agent: "We thought you might know something about
it....Do you?"

BC: "It? Oh you mean this alleged cherry tree?
The only thing I know about cherries is that
they grow on trees, at least in my
experience. As for the tree in question,I never
heard of that tree, never saw it, never
touched it. And I most certainly never had
sex with it! Now get out
of here and talk to the gardeners or someone
who cares about these cherry trees."

BC to himself as the SS agent leaves: Hmmm... this
might make a good movie. Think I'll call Harry Thomason
and pitch the deal to him. Could be a nice retirement
bonus.........and Harry really really really owes me.