To: rich4eagle who wrote (130334 ) 3/5/2001 4:30:30 PM From: Thomas A Watson Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 769667 Dear richie baby, dat were a great qoute from Neville Chamberland. But let us discuss the really really import conspiracy of the century.newsmax.com The Jenna Bush Frat Party Photo Conspiracy Cue the "Twilight Zone" music and break out the tinfoil hats. The allegedly mysterious disappearance of a photo of first daughter Jenna Bush at a college frat party last week has mainstream media conspiracy theorists panting. Reporters didn't bat an eye when half of the Vincent Foster death scene photos vanished and the other half turned up underexposed. Or when X-rays showing what looked like bullet fragments in Ron Brown's head were destroyed. But now that a photo of first daughter Jenna Bush has been pulled from the Web site Flash Photography, the company hired to take pictures of a Texas Christian University frat party last week, the media is newly curious. The Associated Press has actually covered the Jenna Bush frat party photo conspiracy with an apparent straight face, revealing Saturday that: "Flash Photography always posts pictures after events so students can order them easily, but owner Rick Strong declined to comment why the Bush picture was suddenly missing Friday." "Freshman William Ashe Bridges, who later was arrested for public intoxication after police raided the bash, is in the picture with Bush, several students confirmed." Police subsequently hauled Bridges off to the local drunk tank, where he was collected by Jenna and her Secret Service agents four hours later. The White House is claiming it had nothing to do with the disappearing Jenna pic, but media conspiracy theorists aren't buying it. These would be the same reporters who declined to pursue multiple on-the-record allegations of President Clinton's cocaine use. But the thought that a college coed may have been - omigod - drinking at a frat party, now there's a real scandal. And so, inquiring minds want to know: Was it Poppy, with his shadowy CIA connections, who blackmailed Flash Photography into yanking his grandaughter's photo? How about Bar, the iron lady of Houston and Kennebunkport. Might she have sneaked into Flash Photography's studios and purloined the Jenna negatives? And just where was Florida Secretary of State Katherine Harris when the damning photo went missing? Has anybody frisked Supreme Court Justice Sandra Day O'Conner, who helped "select" President Bush? If the Democrats take back Congress in 2002, look for a full investigation. tom watson tosiwmee