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To: Bob Miller who wrote (18334)3/10/2001 4:36:28 PM
From: Nite-Man  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 30928
 
So, it looks like little Bobby has regained his computer privileges, which were taken away last week. Why were they taken away you ask? Well, it seems little bobby was caught buggering the family pig causing the following dispute:

Dora (bobby's older sister a.k.a. the family pig): "That little bastard owes me five dollars cuz I ain't even gonna giv em the family discount no more."

Bubba Jr. (bobby's younger brother): "Anybody gonna eat this?"

Family Chorus: "Shut up ya sissyfied little pile a blubber!"

Bubba Sr. (family patriarch): "I aim to whip you hard junior, cuz I had my four dollars ready this mornin and I coulda drank it last night, ifin I know you'd be up in your sister so early."

Mary Lou (family matriarch): "Dora you selfish little crack whore you went an ruint the only decent set a underwear we got between us. I ain't never gonna git this stain out and I told you to always wear your workin drawers especially in this house.

Bubba Sr. "Don't you yell at her, I wouldn't be all fired blue balled if your legs weren't sewn shut……..

As you know doubt can guess the rest of this is rather personal, as well as, revolting so I'll leave you with this little factoid: "Incest is illegal in the United States due solely to the existence of the Robert A. Miller and clan"

NM