To: marginmike who wrote (95607 ) 3/12/2001 11:20:55 AM From: T L Comiskey Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 152472 OT Subject: Feel Old? > > > > > > Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, > > > this will certainly change things. Each year the > > > staff at Beloit College in Wisconsin puts together > > > a list to try to give the faculty a sense of the > > > mindset of that year's incoming freshmen. Here is > > > this year's list: > > > > > > The people who started college this past fall > > > across the nation were born in 1981. They have no > > > meaningful recollection of the Reagan Era and > > > probably did not know he had ever been shot. > > > > > > They were prepubescent when the Persian Gulf > > > War was waged. > > > > > > Black Monday 1987 is as significant to them as > > > the Great Depression. > > > > > > There has been only one Pope. > > > > > > They were 11 when the Soviet Union broke apart > > > and do not remember the Cold War. > > > > > > They have never feared a nuclear war. > > > > > > They are too young to remember the space shuttle > > > blowing up. > > > > > > Tianamen Square means nothing to them. > > > > > > Their lifetime has always included AIDS. > > > > > > Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic. > > > > > > Atari predates them, as do vinyl albums. > > > > > > The expression "you sound like a broken record" means > > > nothing to them. They have never owned a record > > > player. > > > > > > They have likely never played Pac Man and have never > > > heard of Pong. > > > > > > They may have never heard of an 8 track. > > > > > > The Compact Disc was introduced when they were 1 > > > year old. > > > > > > As far as they know, stamps have always cost about > > > 32 cents. > > > They have always had an answering machine. Most > > > have never seen a TV set with only 13 channels, or a > > > black-and-white TV. They have always had cable > > > > > > There has always been VCR's, but they have no idea > > > what BETA is. > > > > > > They cannot fathom not having a remote control. > > > > > > They were born the year that Walkmen were introduced > > > by Sony. > > > > > > Roller-skating has always meant inline for them. > > > > > > Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show. > > > > > > They have no idea when or why Jordache jeans were cool. > > > > > > Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave. > > > > > > They have never seen Larry Bird play. > > > > > > They never took a swim and thought about Jaws. > > > > > > The Vietnam War is as ancient history to them as WWI, > > > WWII and the Civil War. > > > > > > They have no idea that Americans were ever held > > > hostage in Iran. > > > > > > They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are. > > > > > > They don't know who Mork was or where he was from. > > > > > > They never heard: "Where's the beef?", "I'd walk a > > > mile for a Camel," or "de plane, de plane!" > > > > > > They do not care who shot J.R. and have no idea who > > > J.R. is. > > > > > > The Titanic was found? They thought we always knew > > > where it was. > > > > > > Michael Jackson has always been white. > > > > > > Kansas, Chicago, Boston, America, and Alabama are places, > > > not groups. > > > > > > McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers. > > > > > > There has always been MTV. > > > > > > They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter or dial > > > telephones. > > > > > > Do you feel old yet?